Bar Notes

Witness herein a colleciton of notes scribbled by two increasingly drunk women whilst attending loud concerts at local bars. Great efforts have been made to represent these scribbles in chronological order, verbatim. Enjoy!

Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Zazoo's/Louisville/May 28th

He's right. It does sound good in here.

He's extra hair flippy tonight.

I thought this bar was in St. Matthew's Station.

He's trying to make up for ignoring me for 2 weeks. I think he forgot how cute I am. And...I'm showin' my boobs 2night.

You made a good choice.

I love piggy nostril flames.

What does Jamez' shirt say?

Got Blood? Ozzy is on it.

That is so fucking funny.

Not everyone should wear tube tops.

I think next weekend I should take the 7 Germans to see the Big Rock Show.

One BJ from me and he'd never want another.

That's how I hooked my man.

I think my next b-friend needs to be a biker. As Paris would say...That's hot.

Paris would not fuck my husband.

I like this pen.

That's hot.

This is a great way to watch BRS. No smoke, nice seats, cheap drinks.

[protected innocent] needs to see my boobs.

I miss Atari.

Made me good at hand jobs.

It'll make [protected innocent]'s panties wet.

She should be impressed I chose her over my husband and myself.

I need [protected inncoent] to cut me Rocker hair.

20 min. Okay...15.

Zebra's need changin'.

I could fuck him under the table.

He's gifted in both hands.

Makes ya wish you had 2 pussies.

The Led Zepplin factor again.

The only thing worse than fat girls in tube tops is fat girls making out.

This song explains every reason why you should NOT be a Republican.

Has [protected innocent] heard TBRS?

OINK

You know about the flying pig, right?

At Floyd concerts.

I'm gonna go get the most fucked up drink I drink. 3 wisemen.

Dear God.

I hit myself in the head w/the stall door.

Pusssssy.

This song makes me think of [protected innocent].

It reminds me he's a putz.

I made [protected innocent] drink one of those once.

I actually feel wiser.

Drink 4 and you can join mensa.

Too bad there aren't 4 wise men.

[Protected innocent] has this lighter, too. The artist.

I wanna watch Bevis and Butthead.

She's the first person to ever fall asleep @ a BRS.

Why do people insist on blocking my view of [protected innocent]?

I always seem to be the person people walk in front of at concerts.

And spill shit on you.

Fuckin' Derby.

People throw money at me.

Master Bait.

I just wanna brush his hair.

Good thing I'm a vampire and you took a nap.

I'm hungry.

Twig-n-Leaf.

Been a long time.

We should invite [protected innocent] to breakfast.

I don't know how accessible T n' L is.